Katy Perry does Australia’s weather report for today.
CAN EVERY INTERVIEW BE LIKE THIS FOREVER PLEASE
the only reason y’all hate jennifer lawrence is because there’s a convenient little list of everything bad she’s said floating around the internet and you read it and decided yes she’s a horrible person. what if someone compiled a list of everything stupid and ignorant you’ve ever said and done and sent it to everyone they know. are you a bad person? probably not. are you gonna seem like one? probably
what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”
I DONT HAVE CABLE SO I HAD TO GO TO THE GYM TO WATCH THE OSCARS
THE TV DOESNT WORK UNLESS IM RUNNING
YOU THINK UR FREAKIN OUT IM LITERALLY SWEATING ANS WHEEZING OVER THIS FUCKIGNn
“My name is Lemony Snicket and it is my duty to tell you their tale. No one knows the precise cause of the Baudelaire fire, but just like that, the Baudelaire children became the Baudelaire orphans.” -A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004)